Annoyance

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Millions, Billion, and Trillion seems to get thrown around a lot.   It all seems like nothing…

A $10,000 bundle of $100 .. Aprox: 1/4″ Thick:

A Million Dollars .. 100 Bundles of $10,000:

One Million

$100 Million Dollars .. Fits on a Pallet:

$100 Million

$1 Billion Dollars .. 10 Pallet:

$1 Billion

And Now For a $1 Trillion Dollars….

So I was watching 24 last night and it made me rekindle my love for Chloe O’brian.  She’s such a badass geek!  Well anywho soon afterwards I saw some podcast from Tekzilla and it hit me.. Are Veronica Bemont and Chloe O’brian sisters? hmm

ps: I’d choose Chloe any day..

Okay so you star in some movies and so you think people care?  Hmm. Just because your an ‘actor’ you can rap all of a sudden?  Really?  Well apparently..

Why is it that people have to justify everything they do in life?
Why is it needed necessary that they have to feel needed?
Why is it that people need to tell you about their life, their kids, who they know, how much they make?

I don’t know, maybe its me, but I just don’t care.  I hate when my conversation with someone who I rather not mention always goes like this.  Oh a friend of mine, he makes 300,000 a year, has this amazing house, and his kids are here and there, he has that.  Where does his salary, his house, or his kids have to do with anything relevant to our conversation?  I don’t get it.  Do you need to justify your undesirable life by stating all the facts of your life and everyone you know?  I don’t care if you make nothing or own the world.  If we’re not talking about money or materials, please don’t talk about it.  There’s no need for it.

I wish things would impress me.  But honestly, nothing you own or have will impress me.  Not limo’s, houses, cars, clothes, purses, nothing.  I’m plain and simple.  I own things because I like them, I don’t buy them to get the satisfaction from the world.  I own whatever I own for myself.  Plain and simple.

But there is a part of me that wishes that I can get slightly excited about things.  But I just can’t.  Nice vacations, hotels, cars, whatever.  I’m not easily excited about things like that.  I wish I could be, but I’m just not.

 

So I was at the AT&T store yesterday and I overhear an argument between some customer and an AT&T employee.  The conversation went as following:

Customer: I bought the iphone on Saturday to only find out that Apple is releasing a new one come July.  

AT&T Employee: Yes, its being released on July 11th.  You have two options, return the phone now and loose 10% and wait till the July 11th and get the new phone at that time.  It will still save you money, since their dropping the price on the phone.

Customer: But I really want this phone in the meantime, can’t I hold on to it longer?

AT&T Employee: Well you have up to the 20th of June to return the phone.  So you can hold on to it till then and come back then.

Customer: But I bought this phone on Saturday, and it was your last phone, can’t AT&T do something for me?

AT&T Employee: Do what?

Customer: Let me hold on to the iphone till July 11th and come in and exchange it. 

AT&T Employee:  No

Customer: But I bought your last phone and only to find out that a new version is coming out next month.

AT&T Employee: Correct and to your benefit I suggest that you return the phone now and loose the 10% since you’ll still be on top with the price drop.

Customer: Can I talk your manager, cause I find this completely unfair on why I can’t hold on to this phone till the next version.

 

Is this guy for real?  He wants to hold on to the old phone for over a month and then go in and exchange it for the next version and get credit on a used phone?  I find people hilarious.  What is AT&T to do with that phone once they the new version comes out?  They can’t sell it since its already used and a newer version is out.  They can’t send it back to apple since a newer version is coming out.  The guy clearly knew his return policy when he bought the phone.  The guy had to be a complete idiot if didn’t hear that a newer version of the iphone was coming out within a month.  But how the heck do you even get the nerve to ask a silly question such as can I hold on to the phone.  I hate stupid irrational people who think that corporations shouldn’t make money and should cave to their stupid needs.      

 

I find it extremely hard to believe that New Jersey/New York doesn’t have the worst traffic in the US.  No matter what time of day, or the day of the week, traffic is inevitable. I hate living in Jersey.  It took 30 minutes to drive .4 miles.  For what?  Accident? Broke down car? Nope, just good old congestion, thats all.  The beauty of living in an area where people don’t every take a break from driving.  Memorial Day weekend, Saturday night, you’d think people were already in their vacation spot, but no sir.  Thank you world.  Thank you transportation engineers who thought that six lanes would be adequate in an area with over 5 million people congested in a tiny little area.  Retards. 

Oh and to top that off, its amazing how a little traffic brings out all the old drivers.  Its at this time when the female drivers and the cocky civic drivers feel the need to get in the ‘I own the road mode.’

Common courtesy: when lanes merge, its always one car from the right then the left then the right then the left and so on and so forth.  Not one car in the left an the cocky asshole on the left decides its his turn as well and think all of a sudden its two cars from the right.  Does that one car really make that much of a difference?  I love when I get a driver like that.  I love how they think they can inch in.  They don’t understand that if they hit my car, I could careless.  The bottom line is that I will let you hit me before I let you win.  Thats the truth asshole.

 

 

I thought I’d finally make good of this site by documenting my annoyances of the world we live in.  My hope is intended to offend you.  Tell me how good of a job I’m doing.